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Your car sprouts rocket boosters (not legal in California) and detonates an EMP (electro-magnetic-pulse). The po-lice cars shut down as the waves hit them, and you feel the car lifting off the slippery highway. The handling on the minivan was never very good and at 500 mph, it doesn't get any better. After 30 seconds the boosters begin to shut down and you see your house in the distance.

The brakes can only do so much, and your neighbors house does much more good. As you exit the smokey remains of the Swagga' Wagon, you begin to fully appreciate what your tax dollars go to. You walk to your home and give your wife the medicine and she lives happily ever after. Unfortunately, the small golden cube is a time machine and directly after your wife recieves the serum, your vision blurs and your tummy begins to hurt.

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